The Ultimate Dad Book

The ultimate dad book. Energy, movement, matter, time and space coalesces into a perfect summation of all knowledge that a dad could ever want or need. The rest of you see an object levitate under its own power out of the bowling ball bag. And coming into focus is a book, hardcover, with a beautiful dust jacket covered in black and white photography. If that man has not self-immolated at this point I will be shocked.