Those Plastic Chairs Are Like a Plastic Chair, Not a Fucking Plastic Chair

"It was such like a wake up call to me that at my age, just the stupidest thing can have long lasting consequences," he says. "At least you're not one of the 10 people who die from vending machines a year or something." It's also a if it is the chair that does you in? That's how it is, man. There are more people in Japan who die of getting crushed by a vending machine than Sharkadak.