What Do You Think About This Dude?

"I almost threw up. I was laughing so hard and this whole fucking thing, it's all I could think about," he says. "My favorite part is I've worked my ass off to be independent wealthy ... I mean, I'm not there yet." 'We meet every Wednesday at seven and we watch Star Trek alone in the dark,' Sling Blade adds of his co-hosts. "'It means that you aren't attractive in person? It means that you're ugly and welcome to the club' He goes on a tirade against men who are too self-conscious to admit they need help with their mate value issues,'" Lenny Kravitz jokes.