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Ben Stiller 😜

Life is Short with Justin Long

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I Hate God, by the Way. I Care. I Hate God, by the Way.

I don't like fowl that follow me. Geese are such dicks. Swans can be bigger dicks than gee, once a day. I would definitely fight a goose every time i left the house. Even pita would be okay with that. You think if it attacked you, pretty hard? Corps, you think pita prefers they'd be like animals, you germans? Um, probably some of them do. But then again, i wouldn't want to fight a chimpanzee because it presumably be be forced to fight with me. Presumably it wouldn't have a a personal issue with me and want to fights with me. So that could happen any time. See

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