Hephestus Was Not the Greatest Husband

Hephestus wasn't infertile, but he was not like fuck daddy zeus. If vestus made this call while drunk, we don't a hundred fer sono that he would have made this call and bound himself to aphrodite. But the reality is, aphrodite was married, and she was under the control of her husband. Her husband with the fiery temper and the ability to bind other gods who displeased him, clearly he could bind aphrodite too,. The prolem of aphrodite and her undeniable powers of unholy lust was sordid, right? Well, i'm just going to say it, no more than you think.