The American View on the Global Disaster of the Moment

The biggest thing to come out of Chicago since tiny, tiny pizzas, it's Sarah Barron. Trump said that the test for US citizens are almost as perfect as the transcript of the phone call that got him impeached. They're actually really bad, but not bad enough that he won't still be president. If Trump gets coronavirus and winds up having to self-isolate, someone please, for the love of God, take his phone away from him so he can't tweet.