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#406 - RIP To Frank's Balls

The Basement Yard

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The Legend of Santa Claus

I've seen your balls multiple times including that time just now That's my first time in a while and you asked I did ask. This is a huge occasion for the show Who a huge occasion okay, and I had to contact someone to properly help me give a good send off to the boys aka my sperm count And uh, I don't know if you know this, but there's someone that comes out once a year Santa Claus no Joey. It's he's very reluctant to come out Uh, but every time he comes out he proves his worth He is as of right now the reigning three-time slam poetry poem award winner My guess was Santa Claus. Yeah, it's not it

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