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The Shish Kebab Express

Rude Tales of Magic

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Albie and Stir-Fry

You land gently onto the scorpions. The scorpion you land on, it is soft. It has an exoskeleton but it is almost like a firm mattress. You found your right sleep number scorpion. That feels pretty good save for that high number. Damn motherfucker, I am going to Mr. Snoozy. Me, my new friend. Oh boy. To Bonesbee and Cordelia, you are pinned beneath the carriage bellow. You are thrown from the carriage. Luckily because of that good roll,. You land on a cactus whose arms are outstretched. You take only one point of damage.

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