How to Be a West Ham Fan Without Still Being a Fan

West Ham have not beaten Brighton in the Premier League for about, I don't think ever. Which is strange. But Declan Rice is going underneath. Do you think? It looks like it but my dream is that he thinks, you know what, I love this club. He's unlikely to stay another year at West Ham United. Have I ever told you my famous West Ham United story? No. The penalty went in and I was actually on the pitch. Oh my days. So amazing, isn't it? If that happened today, it'd be on match of the day. Yeah, I'd have my own Instagram now."