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The Importance of Dividends in Water Companies

Damien Green was sacked from a front bench position for looking at porn on his house of commons. Water companies like like shareholder dividends have tripled in the last few years. But that's, you know, that's fine. That's as a side issue. How about this plan? Everybody who can invest in the water companies use the dividends to purchase bottled water from other countries and then problem sort of solved. Or, or we cross train all of the volunteer border guards. We're already going to get and we, we send them out to the beaches where they were already going to be,. but alongside their big stick for pushing back boats, we also give them a net and they can fish

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