The Trump Endorsement Went to None Other Than Jade Vance

After months of competing to see who could stick their nose the furthest up trump's ask, the trump endorsement went to none other than jad vance. Although clearly trump doesn't really care about these people as much as they care about him. Not only did trump messup j d vance, which is a tongue twister, he also combined his name with another candidate, josh mandell, which is so shiddy. I feel bad for jd vance, because now he's going to have to change his name to j p, j d mandell. If you're a republican, trump is never wrong at the g o. P, starbuck, whatever name