Michael Jordan's Fan Letter to the Suns

The Suns have the worst record in the entire league because of my letter. Michael Jordan's departure from basketball tarnished America by his decision to play baseball. Is it possible that all of these American tragedies stem directly from my fan letter? The last I saw of my former hero was about a decade ago. My letter altered history exclusively for the worse and so I've put down my pen. If history is written by the winners I'd rather be a loser"