The Nicest Dick I've Ever Seen (w/ Naomi Smalls)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
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The Importance of Having a Car
I dated a dude who was in like four car accidents. I wonder if you hit him every time because he doesn't have a car either. Were you dating a freeway center divider? I truly just get on the 405 and like fucking rub my pussy on this divider. What do kids even say these days? They're like dancing with the TikToks now. It's kind of perfect. Maybe I'm just an old soul. See, that to me is very funny. And people will like look at me twice for saying things are sick. Why can't I say things are sick? I want to, but it's funny to me. I feel that way about the C
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