You Have Breakfast, You Have Consciousness

It seems stupid to talk about this seriously, but you can take a straightforward, reductionist approach to breakfast. We must consider our morning meal not as an objective fact, but rather as a kind of cloud of commestible potentiality that mysteriously collapses into bacon and eggs. How this collapse occurs in the exact nature of this proposed diner remains frustratingly. Opaques, good stuff. I want to m that onth paper i'v and i decided i'm just too sensitive. There's also a quantum mechanics one that's pretty funnyyo. After all, you've evolved to think that even you have evolved. That's my favourite outrin. Wolverines is the best.