Are You a Landing Pad of Toilet Paper?

Even when i was a kid, and, or, no, not a kid, when i was, i didn't care. In the school bathrooms, the taps were always running,. cause, like, us girls didn't want anyone to hear us peeing in that big echoy room. But yet, you'd put like a landing pad of toilet paper to like cushion the the pee, like the poo, and so there wasn't a splash. Crazy. How much effort we go to to hide thiygs, like bodily functions that everyone does. And it's funny when you do talk about them, which isn't, which is rare, when you aline with someone