The Worst Signing of the Venga?

Mikhail Sylvester is the worst signing of the Venga. Mikhail Leiderson, I'm trying to think what he actually did. Andrew Dowdy says Burner game exposed all our weaknesses. We sorely lack attacking forward passing play. How does Arteto fix this? Can we have some anagrams? Yeah, can you... Next time we... instead of those two.