How to Have a Good Dog at the Westminster Dog Show

Shakespeare's dog Marlowe once dug up and brought home a human skull, inspiring a very big scene in Hamlet. John Steinbeck's dog Toby ate the first draft of Mice and Men, forcing him to rewrite it or see David Foster Wallace's dog, Mr. Pickles. If you really want to see the best good boys in the world, you have to go to the Westminster dog show.