I Don't Like Cheese and Onion Crisps, but I Like Sprouts

I'm not mad on like flavoured crisps, but I feel there's a lot of crisps at Christmas. Like cheese and onion crisps are sold more throughout the year than they are at Christmas. Parsnips are a kind of sticky chew, aren't they? Yeah, but they're large. Or three of them together. If you mix your free room, I can see where they get bad. That's bad. But actually, but there is one thing that I don't like, which is controversial, in present company, is parsnips. There's that sweet vegetable flavour that brings back the horror of Swede at school when they present as a great vax