What's the Worst Thing You Ever Conquered?

Ingoa Police Department have their own jail. So we can house up to comfortably because we have sales like this with no bucks and no beds. When you come in, I literally have to pat you down. What's the weirdest thing you ever confiscated? A gun. Where was it? In her breast. She was a very large breast woman. Let me tell you another story. This derelict came in and we saw him drinking. He had it tucked in his pant. Another one. It's vulgar underneath the bread. You got a strong stomach. Seriously. Do they give you a class on this? I had to go to Academy. Here's the gloves, bend over