I've Never Kissed a Man, I'm a Virgin in the Face

"I am now a virgin in the face. I've never kissed a man or a woman because I have an entirely new set of lips," she said. "My entire face from my hairline at the top of her head to the hair of my chinny chin chin flaked off like a snake, like a tomato snake, red, red in the face." She added that it doesn't even necessarily have to be the sun.