The Lost Generation

Matt Owen insisted that we put coasters on the soles of his shoes. Because he knew that they were made out of fine Italian leather. He came in the most extraordinary leather, body mask that I think I've ever seen. Horned, bejeweled, zips absolutely everywhere. Chris Phillips couldn't believe it and was kept trying to put it out with a fire extinguisher down his mouth. And also, it wasn't actually Chris at all. He'd sent someone with a mask of him on. His mum Jane Fellows. She came dressed as Chris Phillips, her secret son,. No one knows about outside of the realms of the Sean Bean Lounge. None of whom have