Harold Brownhut and the Sea Monkeys

Many monkeys were an enormous success. Hundreds of thousands of kids were sent out, netting millions for Harold Brownhut and his partners in the venture. With this massive success under his belt, Harold began to put out other hit products. He invented X-ray specs, which he claimed were glasses that imparted X-ray vision to the wearer. The ads inevitably show, see this is how fucking incompetent I am without the paper.