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The Elf On Our Shelf

Bad Friends

CHAPTER

Asian Santa's Favorite Helper

Every year I get all theators all the time. Sometimes when they don't do a job good, I kill them. This one right here, he's been with me for 89 years. One of the good ones. He is so fast. In my mind, I thought he Asian. Oh, you thought he was Asian? Oh, you're not. Why would you think he's Asian? Because he works so hard. Not because of his height. That too. And how do you feel about Asian Santa? Do you get along with him? It's such a vigorous lover and such a generous leader. Well, I know Confucius. Yeah, sit down. Right there

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