Introduction

A cup of coffee with my mom Hello mother Hey Mike, oh I love that tag Did you choose that by yourself? Yes I sat here with my little piano and plunked out A cup of coffee just for you What do you think? Now she's frozen up This is disappointing Hey mom, you froze up What the hell? Well I am on two blocks of ice I don't know what I'm on Things are looking up Your computer must have finally cooled down Yeah, must have Alright, let's go So if your fan is off I suppose we can begin Chuck. But how old is your computer, Ma? At this point Oh, who knows? I can go into it