Doctor Who - The Druid Machine?

My name is vadowker. I'm a theoretical physicist at imperial college london. My phd. Teses title was space time worm holes. And my favorite doctor, who item is the tardis for a slightly different reason than victor's. It's because there are solutions of einstein's equations for general relativity in which space time has a portal through which you can go,. and inside of which has a certain size. Do you think the tarde should be renamed the oppenheimer schneider machine? Well, that would be, well, you know, the fact that the initial tar does actually mean something that's going to be a long.