I'd Better Have Some Whisky Underneath That English Leather

When Sally was a child, she would sneak alcohol into her parents car and pass out on the back seat. She started drinking heavily when she went off to college in Colorado. Her father had a bar that he ran with his brother - they were inseparable for years. But after one night of heavy drinking at Joe's house, Sally broke up with him because he cheated on her by having sex with another woman. The next few years saw an increase in violence between family members as Sally became more dependent on alcohol. At some point i drank so much King Alcohol asked for pieces of my art talent. You hear that? slided across the bar. Slided right across it! hahha