How to Catch a Testicle Heist

Two days ago, a victim of testicle theft came forward. He says he was snatched off the street by two men in a large touring car. Charles Reem was chloroformed and taken to a deserted prairie near 92nd street where the operation was then performed. A millionaire who just happened to be in town for a testicular rejuvenation operation the day after Reem was attacked and his balls swiped.