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188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher

No Such Thing As A Fish

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Hamsters, Yes, Incest

Hampsters are very susceptible to heart disease. They hold stuff in their cheeks for so long that it ferments and turns into alcohol. The pouches on their cheeks stretch back to their hips when they need them too. Their saliva glands stop making saliva until they feel hungry, and then they stomacing again. Hampsters don't like being handled because they're nocturnal during the day. Both of mine as the child were nocturnal - i kept pointing ut and saying, incest.

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