The Drama of Manchester City's Treble Win

I was actually saying that to Alison, like just this morning after she told me those clocks you're wearing, make your ankles look frumpy. Ahh, backstabbing career advancement scandal. Let the rest of the toys have GB news. How come you have got a fruit machine then? That's an autocue. It says I've won the attempted annexation of the Donbas region. Ouch! Look, sorry Mr Barman, but if I'm honest with you, I'm a tiny bit tipsy.