The Death of Alexander the Great

Alexander was probably writhing inches from his mother when she expired at nine o'clock. Alexander submitted the bloodletting and an enema Mother and son must have been joined in a horrid scene of vomiting flatulence and Defication as they lay side by side in a fever state. He's like mom Nope, maybe the one death rattle, yeah It's Rithing in diarrhea like oh Bleeding all over the place! The people came from the town and quarantine him into the room Quarantine him into the house and then his her ex-husband came by right after was like this house is mine now Because you guys are bastards and your mom's a fucking whore shit that one