The New Mayor's Failure to Give Emergency Press Conferences

Pamela Wintchel continues to give emergency press conferences about tropical fish care. Her demonstration of coin collecting crashed several world economies, in the process breaking a 10 year peace treaty that had ended the previous Blood Space War. Despite pleas from local, regional, national, international, and interstellar authorities, Pamela Wintchel has continued to publicize her deep enjoyment of retirement. She declined the new mayor's standing job offer to giving emergency press conferences.