Do You Understand All the Jokes?

If this recording goes all right, there should be a vidioversion of this on youtube. And there you'll see all the jokes written on the screen and other notes and things for you to read with me. So stage one. Can you understand all the jokes? 22 jokes. Let's see how many you understand. I'll break them all down and explain them afterwards. Someone in london gets stabbed every 52 seconds. The poor bastard. What did the pirate say when he turned 80? He said, i'm 80. Why do crows wear bells? Yes working in a mirror factory is something i can totally see myself doing. You have my word. Someone stole my micro