I Got a Fuck and Paint Gun

I want to hear from the gun people out there. Aren't those paint balls as big as, like, a fuck in te o come quat? Have you ever been shot at while trying to hit a target? All right, i just eliminated 90 % of gun owners. Now i'm just talking to veterans, and not all veterans, veterans who saw action. I want them to give me their honest opinion on my paint gun theory. So i don't care if the person shuits me. But how will i get the smell out? Don't need to rent a pickup.