I'm Collapsed Your Way Function, but You Aren't Yet Collabed?

i'm here talking to you, so i'm measuring you. I'm collapsing your way function. But our listeners have not yet heard this podcast. From their point of view, you and i are still in some uncollapsed quantum state. And only when they hear this does it collapse into an actual stream of words. For us it is collapsed, but for them it's not yet collapsed exactly. So i believe that this is coherent. This can be made coherent by going into details. It offers a possible solution of the puzzle. Wen to theory.