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How to Fly to Guam

A flight to Guam is like 15k. It's also some of the biggest big people in the world. In fact, a lot of people accidentally get cannibalized in Guam because they fall asleep on the beach and wind blows sand over their bodies. So I don't know. It's a contract killer, CIA operative, whatever. What the hell? Pineapple and Pregnator. What the fuck? Maybe he like makes the world's biggest scales for weighing people. He didn't know where Guam was. If I would have had to guess, I would have said like, bought in the Caribbean. Central America. You're supposed to be the smart one. I'm where's Guam

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