You Know, I'm Not a Scammer. I'll Just Leave You Alone

I wouldn't call this scam. It does occasionally cause someone to buy me a drink or give me a hot meal out of the kindness of their heart, as recompense for the good I've done in their name or on their behalf. That's why I'm still doing this podcast. People pay anything to hear somebody speak, especially somebody with a good kind of like a good look like you do. You know, so maybe I could turn this into like a, whoo, maybe should we doing some like speaking engagements or something? Easy money right there. Oh, well, thank you. So I feel a little weird just hovering over the two of you while you're on your date