What Happened on the Cross?

One theory is called the swoon theory, and it basically says jesus was in such good shape from working as a carpenter that he had the capacity to endure what happened on the cross. Other people have a theory trying to make sense of the data, saying, perhaps people stole his body away. And further scandal, some people put forth the twin brother, looker like theory which i call the prestige theory. The chance with this is that jesus mother was present at his crucifixion. And mothers seem to have the capacity, even if you have identical twins, to be able to tell who is who.