Indianapolis, You Got to Live Somewhere

The city sprawls in every direction, endless minni malls and parking lots. The water treatment system frequently overflows and dumps raw sewage directly into the river. One of our major thoroughfares is named ditch road, for god's sake,. We could name it anything, kurt voniget drive, c j walker way, rody mc road face, but we don't. We accept ditch someone once told me that indianapolis is among the nation's leading test markets for new restaurant chains because the city is so thoroughly average indeed.