How to Read Erotic Fan Fiction

I decided to, I got back from vacation and just decided to really put my nose to the grindstone here. Prove you wrong about my effort level on this show. And read all 96,000 words that people sent to us, which is outrageous. There was a lot. Although some people completely, not that many, but a handful of you idiots out there sent in 700 words. It's only cheating if you get caught.