Piggsley and the Linseyhams

You're led by Piggsley into a, uh, a secluded room down a long for boating hallway. All of the- there are many framed pictures of different members of the Linseyham family going back hundreds and hundreds of years. Their eyes seem to be following you as you walk down the hallway. There's an expensive carpet and the walls are like a dark, deep, uh, mahogany wood. One of them is, uh, his name is Tex Linseyham. He's on the back of an A-bomb waving his hat. Right this way.