Matthew McConaughey Is a Lizard Man

I think Matthew McConaughey is a man made from lizard. Vaguely reptilian features, especially when his hair is like swooped back. Dennis Hopper and Super Mario Brothers movie. That's a little on the nose because he was playing King Koopa. Rob Schneider was probably a frog. DJ Qualls strikes me as like a frog turned man. Oh my god, that's mine. Allah goes to girlfriend.