Is the Academy Awards Too Old-Old?

This is when I feel like I used to bump shoulders with you. You don't go to the Vanity Fair party anymore. That's how I judge. Because they're white people, so we can make jokes. No, there's a billion people who watch it, haven't you heard? Every year fewer people watch it. If they want people to watch it, they should put it in the Super Bowl. There are only 300 million people in the country. So that's obviously the thing everyone watches except me. 208 million. It said in The Times the other day, 200 million people watched Super Bowl last year. And just in America? Yes. They only watch them, and they