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S3E4 - 'A Topless Ride'

My Dad Wrote A Porno

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The Duchess's Nipples

She says she was tapping her tits one after another like a tight snare drum in the Lord Mayor's show, but each time getting closer to the Ariola and eventually the nipples themselves. It is part of the nipple, surely. And also those nipples are kind of like historical artifacts. They need to be in a museum. Delicate white gloves, if anything. Shed loads of school children should be visiting them by rights. Etching, you know what you're going to do with this etching? A little brass rubbing. Just trace them children. Do your interpretation of the Duchess's nipples? God, this is going to be on the curriculum one day isn't it? I can

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