Johnny Carson's Dead. Oh, Yeah.

For years I lived in a World War II Japanese warplane. There's all kinds of radioactive mutants roaming around here. You know what that is? That's Johnny Carson. He's still on TV. No, he died probably about 10 years ago. Ed McMahon is dead also. It was a J Leno took it over. Well, you see, he's a little different than you might remember if you're the J. If you still think Carson's on the air, the J Leno you're in your mind is different from the one that the rest of us.