The Last Day on Earth by Maria Haskins

Tony rombe's last day on earth, by maria haskins, read by roderick ost. After two years of working under cover as a vacuum cleaner bought on this boon dock planet, he is finally heading home to the gama sector. But his final day is full of challenges. He has to get out of the apartment undetected. Has to reach the extraction point in time for teleportation. And he has to submit his intail report to the galactic robotic alliance. Not that they'll like it much. His immediate and hairiest problem is that he can't get hortense off his back.