
Ep 175: Alex Horne (Christmas Special)
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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What Are You on the White Bread?
It's just like spitting, isn't it? Yeah. If footballers did it on the pitch, would you be crust? They always did it before a free kick. Why? Why they're holding on to their dick? When they're in the wall. That's what I get ready for. It's very early in the world. How many sugars does bog Mortimer have in his fifteen? Well, he'd cut down to fifteen when he's with us. He has a whisk instead of a spoon. So do you want us to spread the butter? I can spread my butter. You can spread your own butter. Thank you. We'll wipe the bread and the butter.
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