The Positives of a Puppy

This episode is brought to you by new and improved shell, V power, nitro plus premium gasoline. I'm like the only person in the city of Pittsburgh who has a backyard. My white Pomeranian every day for the last three weeks has come, prancing back into the kitchen, covered in purple. He looks like somebody tie-dye the damn dog. So every day I have to bathe him again. Do you know what, Gravy? You want me to send you a puppy or something? Cupcake. I would love a puppy.