The Paranoia of Sending Birthday Cakes

"I'm getting a gift, not a gift. But you multiple gifts, quite a few," he writes to his readers. "You clearly spent your whole day thinking, I got to send Conan some more." He says the show is distributed as a magazine and it does very poorly. 'There's an edge of like schizophrenia about it because I'm really literally going, wow, should I do it again?'"