The Fatwa Against the Airline Industry of Writ Large

There was a woman weeping next to me because they were telling her Thursday was the next flight they could get her on. And mind you, every other flight you could buy, except I got the Southwest ones for less than this, but still very expensive was like $1,100. So today we are declaring fatwa against the airline industry of writ large. There's so much like every step of the way some asshole is coming in and squeezing every single thing they can from everyone. It's not like flying is a luxury now, man, this is just transportation. The shoes stay on. If I wear my shoes to bed like I do, in case there's a fire, I should