How to Roast a Turkey for Thanksgiving

"I had to have fake giving about two weeks ago because I had never even roasted a chicken," he said. "The first shot nailed it both times my fucker nice both fucking times Nailed it just bake you did the straight-up bake it right" He brined his turkey overnight, applied salt and baking soap baking powder Almost said baking soda that would have been a disaster Oh man salt and baking powder to aid in the browning and the crisping of the skin I Baked it I roasted it the bake that you use your turn of phrase Fucking great who did the stuffing oh I did I did The whole nine yards with dinner here By the way, we had a non